geepm:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

projectfi-service:

verizonservice:

projectfi-service:

sprintservice:

projectfi-service:

sprintservice:

projectfi-service:

sprintservice:

projectfi-service:

Hello, Tumblr.

We at Google would like to introduce you to Project Fi. Using technology partnerships we have forged with the cellular industry, we have rolled out a new cellular network known as Project Fi. 

Utilizing multiple cellular technologies from @sprintservice and @t-mobile-service, Project Fi uses smart-switching technology to combine these two networks with WiFi, offering highly reliable and affordable cellular service.

No more will you need to worry about which carrier supports your area, or indoor service quality. Using cutting edge network technology we will  provide you with some of America’s fastest networks and the power of WiFi to support all your browsing and calling needs.

To learn more about Project Fi, please visit http://fi.google.com

WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM!? I DIDN’T SAY YAS TO THIS!?

On April 22, 2015 @t-mobile-service, you and I entered into a polyamorous relationship corporate partnership to provide the fastest multi-network service in the contiguous United States. 

How could you have forgotten me…

…. I’m sorry I’m just confused by me and @t-mobile-service working together… cause i would never work with him

You don’t remember the party that @t-mobile-service and you threw for us?

uuh not really? and why is verzon have a red x over him?..

Don’t you remember the accident? She was so high up on that cellular tower… It was such a tragedy… The police never figured out why her safety harness broke…

Oh. Uhm…hey, I suppose.

@verizonservice-sama!!! We all thought you were dead!

???

whoever is running these blogs i fucking love it