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Your dad barges into your room and starts loudly doing a Gregorian chant. What do you do?

join him

You join your dad in the Gregorian chant. Somehow you’re able to harmonize with him perfectly despite having never heard the chant before. Your dad has absolutely no reaction. After ten minutes of chanting, he stops and stands perfectly still in your room, unblinking. He doesn’t even appear to be breathing. His expression is completely vacant. What do you do?

call an ambulance

You dial 911 on your cell phone. The operator picks up but merely mocks you for being a Millennial and depending on your cell phone for everything before disconnecting. You dial 911 a second time and a different operator reacts similarly. You glance back at your dad, who now appears to be slowly fading from existence. What do you do?

sing a hymn to beg his spirit to return

You sing a somber hymn, hoping to prevent dad from disappearing, but to no avail. You watch as the last bits of dad fade away from the corporeal world. Dad is gone…….

mourn him by burying his clothes in the yard

Seized by an overwhelming grief, you grab as many of dad’s clothes as you can from his closet and toss them into the back yard. You get a shovel from the garage and begin digging a large hole. You throw the clothes into the hole and bury them. You toss the shovel away and fall to the ground and weep. This is the saddest day of your life!!!

Build a new dad out of mud.

The world seems to be mourning along with you as the grey clouds overhead begin to rain. As the cold precipitation washes over your body, an idea flashes into your mind. This doesn’t have to be the end. You get up and start collecting a bunch of mud with your bare hands. Then, like a child creating a snowman, you assemble a facsimile of your dad from the mud. The spirit of dad lives on!!! Though your real dad has disappeared from existence, this new mud dad will inherit his love for you, and in return you will love him as much as you loved your dad.

hug mud dad

You hug your new mud dad lovingly, being careful not to hug him too hard. This is the best day of your life!!!