beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

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oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

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theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

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